Pissing Moment!

After so many months of talking and planning on getting a new ride, I finally got one. The ride is sweet,I hate to be materialistic but first I was in love with my lovely apartment, then now I'm mad in love with my ride.Seriously. There's not a single thing I can change in that ride. The power, the buttons, the interior, the color, the wheels...I mean everything. I am serious when I say that. However, today came as a surprise. As we all know, I now had to get rid of my old car's insurance and insure my new ride.

I spent the last 2 weeks shopping around for the best insurance rate. From Geico to State Farm etc I shopped all over. So Finally I settled to my original choice. I have Farmers so I went to my agent today and I really did not expect to "Sweat" in the name of getting an insurance discount. My agent had told me I would get upto a 20% of my auto and renter's insurance if I take on a Life Insurance Policy. See I was paying 99 without the Life but with life I now will be paying 88.30. This being a new ride that's a great deal cuz its full coverage , rental car and other perks.Now by all means the Kenyan in me I had to get the discount.

Around 3 pm I rush to my agent's office and the paperwork starts. I have a phobia for paperwork.Lots of paperwork drives me crazy, its too much. She had everything printed out and all I had to do was sign and fill in a couple blanks. Ladies and Gentlemen I got to the point where they I had to write down who would take the Life Insurance payment should anything happen...well I've never felt like pissing on myself. So techinically I was expected to decide what percent I would pay out to anyone on my list. Ofcourse I listed my family but damn....my parents are at home, 2 siblings here, and 1 at home. So now I had to think....If shit happened my siblings who are here would be more accessible to pick the money etc but on the other hand I wanted more cash on my parents..Lets face it. Parents go thru hell raising kids so I want a bigger chunk to them if not all...Oh wait then I remembered damn its just a freaking Insurance. Does not mean I will die but how the hell would I not think of being dead for a minute to resolve the policy pay out incase of anything.

Finaly I left the office happy I got the discount but shit....death?...F that!

Friday shopping

So yesterday I decided its time to stock up on supplies...actually not stock up-get supplies. You know when you keep post poning to go buy stuff just because its a pain. I really hate shopping so the less time I take in the store the better.

Of all days I decided let me go to walmart on a friday evening. Oh Gosh..I live in Texas which loosely translates to having plenty of hispanics around. Even before I ingiad the store there was one running up n close asking if I want Tamales....of course I'm like no..I'm like I don't even know what the f. are tamales.....freak. So I go to the store and its full like hell. I need bathroom cleaning supplies so I go to that aisle and there is a woman with like 4 kids all running up n down the aisle. Let me say I pity women with many kids. Pretty much those kids can drive you nuts. So anyway I move to the next aisle and there's a couple on heat. You those muthas when you have your cart they cann't even move even after you've "excused" yourself. So basically you cann't even check out what's on the shelf cuz they are right on your face. I cann't stand that crap...oh no its referred to public affection.Ok I know y'all love each other but can you let other people shop in peace? So I continue seeing this phenomenon from aisle to aisle till I decided its time to go.

Ok now I fika check out. I swear it was like hell, the line was a nightmare. I did my check out and thanked God I survived another day of shopping. God that was really frustrating. No more Friday nite shopping!