Pissing Moment!

After so many months of talking and planning on getting a new ride, I finally got one. The ride is sweet,I hate to be materialistic but first I was in love with my lovely apartment, then now I'm mad in love with my ride.Seriously. There's not a single thing I can change in that ride. The power, the buttons, the interior, the color, the wheels...I mean everything. I am serious when I say that. However, today came as a surprise. As we all know, I now had to get rid of my old car's insurance and insure my new ride.

I spent the last 2 weeks shopping around for the best insurance rate. From Geico to State Farm etc I shopped all over. So Finally I settled to my original choice. I have Farmers so I went to my agent today and I really did not expect to "Sweat" in the name of getting an insurance discount. My agent had told me I would get upto a 20% of my auto and renter's insurance if I take on a Life Insurance Policy. See I was paying 99 without the Life but with life I now will be paying 88.30. This being a new ride that's a great deal cuz its full coverage , rental car and other perks.Now by all means the Kenyan in me I had to get the discount.

Around 3 pm I rush to my agent's office and the paperwork starts. I have a phobia for paperwork.Lots of paperwork drives me crazy, its too much. She had everything printed out and all I had to do was sign and fill in a couple blanks. Ladies and Gentlemen I got to the point where they I had to write down who would take the Life Insurance payment should anything happen...well I've never felt like pissing on myself. So techinically I was expected to decide what percent I would pay out to anyone on my list. Ofcourse I listed my family but damn....my parents are at home, 2 siblings here, and 1 at home. So now I had to think....If shit happened my siblings who are here would be more accessible to pick the money etc but on the other hand I wanted more cash on my parents..Lets face it. Parents go thru hell raising kids so I want a bigger chunk to them if not all...Oh wait then I remembered damn its just a freaking Insurance. Does not mean I will die but how the hell would I not think of being dead for a minute to resolve the policy pay out incase of anything.

Finaly I left the office happy I got the discount but shit....death?...F that!