Pass them balls

Yesterday was sunday and yes I am a christian. Well I am not as committed as I can, but I try to attend church at least once or twice a month. Yesterday was exceptional because it was a sad preaching but also made me laugh. For starters I woke up with a lot of negative energy. I donno why but sometimes when I get a call from my last ex I feel like I wanna strangle a 1000 chicken. I just donno why I cannot stand that boy. He knows I don't wanna talk to him so why insist on calling me up. I hadn't talked to him in 2 months and then he starts the whole convo of missing and shit. I hate that. I know I disappointed him cuz I told him unlike him who misses me, well I dont miss him. I don't even wanna see his caller ID on my fon. Now, one of my friends happened to be on the receiving end and I decided, ah it would be a better idea to go to church and calm down my nerves! It was a last minute decision so I fikad church about 20 minutes late. Lakini, si better late than never?



The preacher was gonna talk about "Healing the land" I must admit it was an unusal preaching because he showed us a video/movie/documentary on the Fiji Highlands. The documentary was about 30 minutes long. He just did an intro and then a conclusion sort of statement to his "preaching". It was nice overall. Now about the documentary... In the Fiji there's my favorite people- the tribals..ha ha ha...yah remember the ones I talked about a while ago who do the "primitive" things?Nudity really ranked high on my charts. I know y'all got screwed minds ati thinking we were watching the sagging boobs and supported dicks in church...ah no! But what caught me cracking is that, by as late as 2003, if the tribals went to war the enemies killed or captured would be eaten...what the civilised call "cannibalism".LOL! Now here the drama starts- Imagine you went to war, captured say 10 men. We are going to assume only men are captured cuz in the Fiji lands women don't go to war its not like America and other civilized nations which have "equal opportunity" laws and have discriminative laws. he he he. God I love primitive-no wars for life!



So anyway 10 men. Right away what I thought as the tape was rolling was, which part would they prefer? I am a kyuk mama and some parts of the goat meat are only eaten by men or say in a hen only women can eat the kidneys. U feel me? So now I have a human carcass and now begin to wonder.......do they fight for the balls? I mean that's as much a man can get- dare u to eat 6 pairs of balls with chopped dick to be crowned tribal chief..he he he..we can hand them over raw and juicy, smoked or well made. So jamaas one after another yelling- pass 'em balls! stack them up.....who's the maaaaaaaan! pass that flava!



I am beginning to wonder may be I should hit that land....but on second thoughts I am not too willing to walk around bare in the name of blending. Hell my boobs won't even match up to the natives...they need alittle more stretching and appreciate the role of gravity to blend in. Plus they might suggest an easier way which I guess would be hang 10 kids on my boobies every day to sag them out- he he he...not a very brilliant idea..ah well I am still shopping around for tribal stuff...if you have shows that you enjoy and they have a tribal stint in them let me know.