The baby aint cute!

Ok so its been a while since I updated this joint, but it doesn't mean there is nothing to talk about. Actually lets say it this way...there's lots to say. So ofcourse the Texas Lotto is the hardest thing to come by. Its so hard to get any cash from the damn thing I don't even play it...let me rephrase that. Back in the day u know in Kenya how they used to have those competitions and draws splashed all over the Nation. Omo, Kasuku, sijui Kimbo yep and the winners would get a grand prize of kshs 500,000, and the other little prizes like hats and t shirts. I guess I must have sent in more than 100 applications over the course of years. The thing is, my dad was a faithful newspaper subscriber. He gave all sorts of reasons-it improves your English, Updated info.bla bla bla. I always wondered kwani what's the radio and Tv for? I will have to admit however I always used to sprint to the nearest newspaper vendor to see if it was my lucky day.Getting to the vendor was 2.30 mins...back to the house about 30 minutes. Yah cuz the mofos would print 2000 names on one page and there I was tryna figure out if my name was part of the micro print.....Finally I saw the light..it knocked me headfast LOL! I will never forget reading from the King James Version, book of revelation, chapter X- Reality 101..conveniently in red..."gal don't u get it?? You're doometh to worketh for a longeth timeth." I must say that was the devil's voice.he he he. I woke up first thing in the morning and checked out King James.. and to there's no "gal" in that shakespearean bible version. So u can imagine the relief..ha ha ha... Shetani is the only one who gives us negative thoughts....ah well some one has to take the blame. Whatever the case I decided not to rely on so called lotto tickets and winnings. My fate is decided on whether I can probably come up with a state of the art revolution that will send me into "early retirement".

Now, I will have say like I've always suggested at my work place, the fellow mamas suck. I absolutely hate the child talk. Why does every damn woman feel the need to talk about their kids to everyone?I don give a fuck whether your kid is attending summer camp, visiting kenya, taking the bass/piano lessons. I mean fer real. Dont get me wrong- I dont hate kids but I easily get tired of listening to women who keep thinking their child is the only one born on that hot summer day. Yaani this mamas want to talk about kiddos its like mshuto meen! You know how if you have to shuta you cannot hold it... its there....them they have an ever present need-to-talk-about- kiddo mshuto. I will have to say as a mama bila kids, so called child talk I want to talk about it when I get there. I only need the info when I request it... Stop feeding me with kid BS. Stop lying, there is nothing sexy about baby x's diapers, or the ones who are born and they are TRULLY not cute. There's nothing as painful as seeing an ugly baby being branded "aint she/he cute"..ok seriously do we have to go there? Imagine dealing with kid BS before you get your own and when u get your own.CRAP! So mamas with kids-Humble request- If I dont look pregnant, or I don't ask about your kids or I dont have a kid tagging along with me-Please dont talk about kids. Enough is enough. When are women bila kiddos going to Beijing??LOL!

If by any chance any of y'all work with majority males..count your ass lucky dammit...men are bila this chronic problem ..yap cuz among many things-"child talk" will make me request the "golden handshake" p-r-e-t-t-i-e p-r-e-t-t-i-e quick!